No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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