Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
operation have a gay friend backfired
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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