where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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