there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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