So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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