i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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