it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
