i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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