my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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