My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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