you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I wear drunk well.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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