Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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