Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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