Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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