Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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