Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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