Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize