I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
operation have a gay friend backfired
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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