Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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