yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
two words: eviction party
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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