Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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