yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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