Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
...so i touched it.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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