Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Your cock deserves a montage
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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