if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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