Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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