It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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