He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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