thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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