Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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