She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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