Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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