You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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