dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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