return my video game
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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