Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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