All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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