I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
meet me or not, i'm out of control
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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