I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think I sprained my soul last night
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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