I just cut my nipple shaving
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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