so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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