I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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