I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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