thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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