If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm like, not good at living.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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