maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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