Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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