it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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