is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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