His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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