Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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