I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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