some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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