I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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