Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We are two peas in an std pod
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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