So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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