Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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