so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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