I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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