White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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