i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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