They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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